Among our favorites………….

• MILITARY DEFENSE COUNSEL: What was the first thing TSgt Roster said to you that morning? 
  WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ 
  ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? 
  WITNESS: My name is Susan! 

• PROSECUTOR: Gunny, what gear were you in at the moment of the accident? 
  WITNESS:  PT gear, ma’am. 

• MILITARY DEFENSE COUNSEL:  Sergeant, what is your date of birth? 
  WITNESS: July 18th. 
  ATTORNEY: What year? 
  WITNESS: Every year

• PROSECUTOR: So Master Chief, the date of conception of the baby was August 8th? 
  WITNESS: Yes. 
  ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? 
  WITNESS: Having sex, sir.

•  MILITARY DEFENSE COUNSEL: Doctor, as a military healthcare giver,  how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
  WITNESS: All of them.

• PROSECUTOR:  Private, all your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? 
  WITNESS: Oral… 

   

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